Wednesday, February 15, 2006

YEAR OF TRUE BOOT EYELETS

Overheard as I was going down into the subway in Williamsburg:

Man: Text me, to let me know you didn't meet someone else.

Woman: (giggles) I already did. I met him! (she grabs my arm as I'm going down the stairs. I chuckle, look sympathetically at the boyfriend, and with a knowing glance, make him certain that I will not steal his girlfriend).

The girl took a look at me and realized that I was not a boy, which is an acknowledgement of sorts. I guess.

2 comments:

Madame said...

Sooo funny. Thanks for once again, making my day!

lolo said...

Yeah, I have spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince people I'm not a girl. Lately, though, I just let people ramble on and then hope they feel foolish later.