Thursday, September 29, 2005

NOT VERY FOOT-LIKE

I am happy to announce my good fortunate--I recently was given charge over a small theatrical dance company of sturdy, sinewy women known as The Soviettes. Multi-talented, these ladies sew all of their own costumes (and handwash them in frigid rivers) as well as twirl sythes rather than batons. This, I am told, is a very dangerous endeavor. We are currently choreographing a magnificent dance number about a bunch of women freezing to death while waiting in line for stale bread. Please see the show when it opens. Oh, the splendid misadventures that await us!

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